Get this: The flyers signed Jaromir Jagr hahahahahahaha. No, I am not joking. This just happened. And, get this, he turned down the Penguins to sign with us hahahahaha. He’s 39, is 9th all-time in points, and will make $3.3M next year. He hasn’t played in the NHL since 2008. Last year, he scored 19 goals in 49 games for some team named Omsk Avangard. We have no idea if that’s a city, country, or just a weird team name. Hopefully, he re-grows that bitchin’ mullet.
No word yet on if Mario Lemieux or Tom Barrasso are interested in coming to Philadelphia too.
TAKE THAT STAMKOS!!!!!!!!!!
UPDATE: They also signed Maxime Talbot to a 5-year deal. Ville Leino signed with the Sabres. Heartbroken.