Gets you fired up, right? Penn State squares off against the mighty Penguins in this year’s opener. While it’s certainly not the most anticipated match-up for the Nitters this year, the game does carry a few interesting subplots. I’ll also give you my “never to be used unless desperate” picks. All of this (and less) after the jump. (more…)
Shout out to reader Matt, who sent us this picture of Weems at a political rally for Terry Branstad, in Iowa. The DesMoines Register has coverage of Branstad’s Weems’ appearance here. Well done by the anonymous member of the Weems Army. Branstad better watch out; Weems is clearly scouting his competition.
UPDATE: Apparently there are no plans to replace Hip Hop. Fuck. This video is still awesome though, so enjoy.
In a stunning move, the 76ers have deep sixed Hip Hop and are allegedly going to bring back ‘Big Shot’, the guy seen in the video above. This is a victory for Sixers fans, for the city of Philadelphia, and humanity itself.
Oh yea, they also are going to introduce Rod Thorn, former President/GM of the Nets, at 11am today. Thorn will be the President and will be responsible for personnel moves (Stefanski will handle the draft and scouting). Here’s the collected works of Rod Thorn. Long story short – two major upgrades in one day for the Sixers. Quick, let’s give a max contract to Eric Snow to balance it out!
- Vernon Davis and Penn State’s Aaron Maybin got it in over the weekend.
- Phuture Phillies is your spot for the Roy Oswalt trade analysis.
- Phoul Ballz talks to Blueclaws manager Mark Parent and 1B Jonathan Singleton about the Oswalt trade.
- Vomit man sentenced to 1-3 months in jail.
- Inception, by Pixar trailer. (SPOILERS)
- North Korean soccer team publicly shamed following its return from the World Cup.
- Jimmy Fallon’s Neil Young song version of the “Double Rainbow” Guy.
We’d like to introduce you to our new feature for the site: “fan of the week.” It’s pretty (pun!) simple: each week, we will scour the crowds and find the hottest fan out there. That’s about it. Sorry, ladies, unless you’re lesbo, you’re probably not going to care about these posts. Feel free to send us your “hottest dude” if you wish (although we’ll probably just hit “delete”)…
This week was a little tough because sports were few and far between, and it seems like no hot chicks care about the Home Run Derby. Thankfully, Sofia (as we’ve named her) was in South Africa on Sunday, cheering on the Spaniards. Look at Sofia — a natural beauty. Imagine her with Penelope Cruz’s accent, and it makes her that much hotter. And Sofia must be a freak; just look at those dudes she’s with. They are both rockin’ scarves and clown wigs (not to mention one’s 95 years old). They have no business hanging out with this broad. Hey, Sofia, how bout you drop those Pau Gasol-wannabes and get your ass over to the States where Weemsy can show you his the Statue of Liberty.
p.s.- Check out my long-lost cousin from the Netherlands in the bottom left corner.
It seems as if Weems has been spotted in Cleveland this afternoon. Dan Gilbert has to worry no more, he now has a new icon that can quickly replace LeBron as the face of that city. Weemsland Rocks! (1 more photo after the jump).