So, yesterday, we got this idea from super-tweeter, Crane Kicker:
@wheresweems Idea: Weems head on this – http://youtu.be/qNC8xRo9vXY #AllIDoIsWeems
Today, you get the hottest animated gif on the web, starring yours truly. Welcome, bitches.
We also threw in this bonus NBA Weems-imated gif to remind you to sign up for our FREEROLL! DO IT, PEOPLE! IT”S THE LAST DAY.
The Phanatic on 30 Rock last night
- The Mets (because they’re broke) could have the single largest one year drop in payroll. (ESPN)
- Teach a guy how to play quarterback for $500. (deadspin)
- A pictorial history of the high top fade, sports greatest hairstyle. (SI)
- Prince Fielder and Miguel Cabrera only weigh 130 pounds less than the entire 1984 Tigers infield. (Yahoo)
- The Sixers owners keep giving the fans what they want. (Liberty Ballers)
- Jaromir Jagr didn’t know who Claude Giroux was. (CSN Philly via Broad Street Hockey)
- Even the Ravens merch site hates Billy Cundiff. (Shutdown Corner)
- Wes Welker, doing what any red-blooded American male would do, is marrying a Hooters girl. (TBL)
- In case you missed it, Phil Knight went in on the Penn State BOT at JoePa’s memorial service. (YouTube)
- This broad ate chicken nuggets for 15 years straight and can’t breathe now. (Daily Mail)
Thanks to our pal Shep for the video. A man who enjoys large boxes.
- Scott Hartnell and Claude Giroux totes love each other. (The 700 Level)
- McDonald’s with the most epic of fails on Twitter. (Daily Dot)
- Who cares about the $500M lawsuit, Kim Dotcom lost his MW3 #1 world ranking! (Yahoo)
- Painting a portrait of Yao Ming with a basketball. (The Daily What)
- Alex Ovechkin is a bitch. (Puck Daddy)
- Prince Fielder signs with Detroit to unite with Miguel Cabrera form a first base tandem that will likely be over 800 lbs by the end of their respective contracts. (SB Nation)
- “His schlong” – now an acceptable answer on The Family Feud. (BuzzFeed)
- Howie Roseman: Portrait of a shitty drafter. (Philly.com via BGN)
- Sign the petition to name Paterno Field at Beaver Stadium. (Change.org)
GQ’s profile on T.O. dropped today and gave us the answer as to why the former Eagle signed with the Allen Wranglers of the Indoor Football League. After 15 years in the NFL and made over $80MM but after taxes, agent fees, real estate purchases and other failed investment opportunities, T.O. claims he is broke. (more…)
Weems, here….
Listen up, peeps — the economy is rough right now. We all need money anyway we can get it. Why not join our FREE fantasy basketball challenge to win $200?
If you haven’t heard yet (because you live under a rock or in Lancaster or something), there’s a new way to play fantasy sports that turns the season long grind into one night leagues. It’s pretty freakin’ sweet. And the best part is that you can win cash every single day (if you don’t suck at fantasy sports). DraftStreet.com is the leader of this new trend in the fantasy world and has hooked us up with a great promotion to kick off the NBA season: a FREE one-day fantasy league with $200 in prizes exclusively for the Weems Army fans.
Basically this is how it works:
• You make an account
• You draft a team by Friday and get paid out as soon as the games end that night (if you win)
This free contest will be salary-cap style drafting where everyone tries to assemble the best team out of the available players. You will have a $100,000 budget to build a team of 2 forwards, 2 guards, 2 centers, and 2 utility players. Each NBA player has been assigned a price based on their expected fantasy performance. You can adjust your roster up until the contest starts on Friday January 27th at 7:00pm ET at which time your rosters will lock and the Live Scoreboard will be available.
We are getting 3 questions about this:
1. Is it really free? YES, COMPLETELY!
2. Is it legal? YES, COMPLETELY!
3. Do I need to put in a credit card? NO!
Good luck, bitches.
- Tim Thomas is not smart. (NHL dot com)
- Terrell Suggs calls Skip Bayless a douchebag, America rejoices. (Deadspin)
- Elevator farts. (YouTube)
- LaVar Arrington’s thoughts on JoePa. (Wash Post)
- Andy Musser, long time Phillies announcer, died Sunday at age 74 (Philly.com)
- In the first good decision Penn State has made regarding paying its respects to Joe Paterno, the school will leave the lights on in Beaver Stadium until Thursday. (Scout)
- Some Kansas woman lived on a toilet for 2 years. (MSNBC)
Thanks for everything, Joe. Good luck coaching that old ball team in the sky. You will most certainly be missed.
Props to rebeccatimms. That’s all we got. Enjoy the weekend y’all.
